Dowaito wa henna

The mad ravings of your friendly neighborhood lunatic... or something.

  1. On diamonds

    • Me: Holy crud! How many children died for the diamonds on that ring?
    • Her: 12. That's what "karat" means, the number of children who died getting the diamonds.

  2. Why does she keep calling me that?

    • Her: miss you
    • Me: Take a brief moment to relax. Keep both eyes open. Exhale half a breath then gently pull the trigger.
    • Me: Also, I'll try not to dodge.
    • Her: dork
  3. The Doctor crashed the royal wedding. [Source]

    The Doctor crashed the royal wedding. [Source]

  4. Handy Capable!

    • Him: I know some people that are paralyzed from the neck up!
    • Me: I call them teenagers.

  5. That's not competition, it's comedy

    • Him: well, did you see the Microsoft is trying to take over a little of google with Bing
    • Me: that's like saying my children are trying to take over the Florida lemon market by selling lemonade on the street corner

  6. Mountain Dew Game Fuel Horde Banner

  7. garfieldminusgarfield: Original

    garfieldminusgarfield:

    Original
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  8. View from my office.

    View from my office.

  9. "My conflicted honesty is honestly conflicted dishonesty."
    Nev

  10. Silly Emacs Tricks

    A quick Emacs function I wrote after writing “C-u 80 -” too many times.

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