Dowaito wa henna: Archive

November 2011

1 post

On diamonds

Me: Holy crud! How many children died for the diamonds on that ring?

Her: 12. That's what "karat" means, the number of children who died getting the diamonds.

Nov 25th

August 2011

1 post

Why does she keep calling me that?

Her: miss you
Me: Take a brief moment to relax. Keep both eyes open. Exhale half a breath then gently pull the trigger.
Me: Also, I'll try not to dodge.
Her: dork

Aug 4th

April 2011

1 post

Apr 29th

February 2011

1 post

Handy Capable!

Him: I know some people that are paralyzed from the neck up!

Me: I call them teenagers.

Feb 4th

June 2009

3 posts

That's not competition, it's comedy

Him: well, did you see the Microsoft is trying to take over a little of google with Bing

Me: that's like saying my children are trying to take over the Florida lemon market by selling lemonade on the street corner

Jun 18th

Jun 5th

398 notes

April 2009

1 post

Apr 10th

March 2009

2 posts

“My conflicted honesty is honestly conflicted dishonesty.”

– Nev

Mar 12th

Silly Emacs Tricks →

A quick Emacs function I wrote after writing “C-u 80 -” too many times.

Mar 4th

December 2008

1 post

Him: I wonder if there are RFC's I can use for arguments with my wife?
Me: No. That would break rule 1 of the Woman API. "no parts of this interface may be advertised or documented in any way... all API methods must be discovered by trial and error"
Him: so it works a lot like asp

Dec 9th

November 2008

1 post

Nov 20th

October 2008

1 post

Some people's cute addiction has gone way too far. →

Oct 24th

July 2008

1 post

Jul 24th

April 2008

1 post

Apr 8th

March 2008

7 posts

Burger Night!

Dawn: just burgers and fries
Me: okay. From where?
Dawn: where ever 
Me: Okay. I'll be home in a few days.
Dawn: um days?
Me: I have to drive all the way to Minnesota to get to the nearest White Castle.

Mar 28th

Mar 27th

So Unlike Her!

Dawn: Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Dwight: Yeah, a long time ago. Why?
Dawn: How on earth do you get their little legs apart???

Mar 25th

Mar 19th

Just give me a big enough brick.

How can a sentence fragment ANYTHING.

by hitting it with a large hammer.

Mar 12th

What goes around, comes around.

 Here's one for you, dude.  http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
 BASTARD!
 dowaito++

Mar 8th

February 2008

1 post

Feb 21st

January 2008

3 posts

Jan 18th

I am so telling.

M: progress though [Thu Jan 17 14:46:37 2008] [error] [client 10.0.0.253] PHP M: Notice:  Undefined variable:  redirect in /Library/webapps/webroot/www/forms/leadrequest.php on line 21, referer: http://10.10.5.143/forms/portaldemo.php
  well bummer not much I can understand
     # if using windows, dont redirect stdout and stderr to /dev/null (this needs to be done on a *nix/BSD based system...)
    #
    if(strtoupper(substr(PHP_OS, 0, 3)) === 'WIN')
      $redirect = " >nul";
    else
      $redirect .= " > /dev/null 2>&1 &";
Me: Try making the '.=' in the second $redirect assignment just a '='
M: lol now nothing on the page comes up
M: if I just change it to = page came back testing it now.
Me: dude. The quotes were there for quoting. You weren't supposed to put them in the code.
Me: *sighs.*